Posts Tagged ‘food’

Put Dijon Mustard On My Burger

Friday, June 26th, 2009

obama-hoekstra
Photo via AP
Tweet via JimmyWellington
“@petehoekstra I put dijon mustard on my hamburger. Now I know what it feels like to be the leader of the free world.”

Burnt my mouth

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

burnt-mouth-hot-pocket-microwave
Photo via dead_readhead
Tweet via maclahoma
“@petehoekstra Just burnt my hotpocket in the microwave, now I know what Chernobyl was like…”

The Wrong Order

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

dennys-waitress
Photo via mrcbrown
Tweet via Ben Huh
“Denny’s gave me the wrong order and the waitress took back the dish. This must be what it’s like to be foreclosed on your house.”

Shaky After Missing Breakfast

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

shaky-after-missing-breakfast
Photo via ekonon
Tweet via DMarkSullivan
“@petehoekstra Feeling a little shaky after missing breakfast, just like Michael J. Fox”

Working From Home

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

working-from-home
Photo via oso
Tweet via tgkillfile
“@petehoekstra Stuck inside working from home today. Now I know how Anne Frank felt.”

In Line at Dunkin Donuts

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

aung-san-suu-kyi-myanmar
Photo via J.Wu
Tweet via uTobian

No Milk In My Coffee

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

vietnamese-tiger-cage
Photo via fendyzaidan
Tweet via Mededitor
“@petehoekstra I didn’t put milk in my coffee this morning. It was just like being held in a Vietnamese tiger cage.”

Burnt finger

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

burnt-my-finger-on-a-hot-plate
Photo via eworm
Tweet via cut_here
“@petehoekstra I burned my finger this morning on a hot plate, now I know how Joan of Arc felt..”

Leftovers

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

leftovers-for-lunch
Photo via nekonexus
Tweet via clieu
“@petehoekstra ate leftovers for lunch today. Just like the Donner party.”